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January 2012

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Jan 31, 2012
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Jan 29, 20122 notes
#except for me #I hate pineapples #it's a texture thing #and a flavor thing #and a color thing #comedy spam #fruit blog #fruit #pineapple #Scott Thompson
Okay, then I must shamefully admit that I don't get it. What's the joke?

I needlessly pointed out one obvious mistake out of many. I guess if it needs explaining it isn’t an actual “joke”. I thought the idea was funny though. I would if someone else had done it, on purpose or not. I was just running with it. 

And I’ll have to shamefully admit that I meant to reply to this privately. You’re my first message that wasn’t spam. I just got so excited! 

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Jan 26, 20122 notes
#cutlerish
WHET your appetite. Not "wet" your appetite.

cutlerish:

jerkface:

cutlerish:

whet [hwet, wet] verb

  1. to sharpen (a knife, tool, etc.) by grinding or friction.
  2. to make keen or eager; stimulate: to whet the appetite; to whet the curiosity.

With this photo, I may whet your appetite for delicious strawberry-based desserts:

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Whereas, this is the nearest thing I can do to “wet” your appetite:

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This peaked my curiosity (for all intensive purposes). When I get a scratch for knowledge, I always itch it.

I want to hit you so hard right now. Your username is well-deserved, jerkface.

*Piqued your curiosity not peaked

Jan 26, 2012184 notes

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ajhawker replied to your post: It’s not that I don’t like people asking what my…

Cat juggling owns. I’m up to 3.

Father Carlos Las Vegas De Cordova would like a word with you.

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Jan 26, 20121 note
#ajhawker
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Jan 26, 20124 notes
#my favorite human #Steven Wright #Craig Ferguson #Geoff Peterson #LLS #Late Late Show
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#Max Capacity
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Jan 24, 201269,113 notes

aimsme:

This is to announce that the UK has shut down the United States of America on the basis of the copyright infringement commonly known as American English. Her Majesty’s police force will be with you shortly.

Jan 23, 20128,128 notes

It’s not that I don’t like people asking what my tattoos mean to me. It’s just that it’s usually a random stranger in a public restroom that wants to show me theirs and 100% of the time people don’t want to hear my actual explanation anyway. I’m just going to start telling people they’re honor badges in my cult for killing babies or cat juggling. Simple, to the point and only modified enough to get it over with. I mean, it’s true for two of them.

Jan 22, 20125 notes
#tattoos #cat juggling #killing babies
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Jan 21, 20121 note
#crap photos from my phone
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